Living in California is a unique experience. From the sun-drenched beaches to the snowy mountains, California offers a little bit of everything. However, after spending years in the Golden State, you start to notice certain quirky, almost bizarre things that are downright normal for residents.
If you’ve checked off any of the items on this list, you’ve probably lived in California for far too long.
1. You’ve Been Stuck in Traffic on the 405… and Lived to Tell the Tale
If you’ve ever spent hours on the 405 Freeway — the infamous highway that cuts through Los Angeles — and come out of it unscathed, congratulations! You’ve mastered the art of patience (and maybe even perfected your podcast collection).
Traffic jams in California are a way of life, and if you’re used to them, you’ve probably been living here for a while.
2. You’ve Had at Least One Conversation About “The Big One”
Earthquakes are part of California’s charm, and after living here long enough, you’ve had that dreaded yet inevitable conversation about “The Big One.” Whether it’s with strangers, friends, or at family gatherings, it’s only a matter of time before someone brings up what will happen if — or when — the big earthquake strikes.
You’ve probably had a plan ready to go, even though it’s never been needed. Yet.
3. You’ve Taken “California Time” to Heart
If you’ve ever been late to an event or appointment and said, “Sorry, California time,” you’ve crossed into true Californian living. Punctuality is often a suggestion rather than a rule, and you’ve learned to embrace it. If it’s 15 minutes after the start time, you’re still in the clear. Don’t worry; everyone else will show up fashionably late, too.
4. You’ve Gotten Used to Paying Insane Gas Prices
If you’ve lived in California for long enough, you’ve become numb to the rising cost of gas. Whether it’s $5 a gallon or more, it’s just part of life. You’ve probably started to see gas stations as landmarks rather than mere stops, and the idea of paying under $4 a gallon feels like a mythical concept from your distant past.
5. You’ve Complained About the “June Gloom” (and Probably Enjoyed It)
You’ve lived through that strange, overcast period every summer in California where the sun is hiding behind a thick marine layer for days, and you’ve probably called it “June Gloom” at least once.
Even if it’s frustrating for your plans, you’ve learned to appreciate the cool relief from the intense summer heat. Plus, it gives you an excuse to wear cozy sweaters — even in June!
6. You’ve Been on an “Avocado Craze” (and Maybe Even Become a Devotee)
If you’ve lived in California for any length of time, you’ve definitely embraced the avocado obsession. Whether it’s avocado toast, guacamole, or avocado smoothies, you’ve probably tried it all.
You’ve also become an avocado connoisseur, understanding the difference between a ripe avocado and a rock-hard one — a skill that only California residents seem to master.
7. You’ve Driven Past a Celebrity or Two (and Stayed Calm About It)
Living in California means you’re bound to run into a celebrity at some point — it’s basically a rite of passage. Whether it’s in L.A., on a hiking trail, or at the local coffee shop, you’ve seen someone famous in person and acted like it’s no big deal.
You might even have a casual selfie with them in the background. After all, they’re just like you… but with better wardrobes.
8. You’ve Endured the “California Winter” (and Laughed About It)
When the temperature dips below 60°F, Californians break out their heavy coats, scarves, and gloves. You’ve probably made fun of the so-called “California winter,” while secretly enjoying it as an excuse to bundle up. It’s a winter unlike any other — with just a dash of rain and a lot of overreaction about the cold.
9. You’ve Heard Someone Say, “The Beach Is Only an Hour Away” (But Not Really)
In California, the beach is always “only an hour away” — until you actually try to go. Traffic, parking, and crowds make it feel like a completely different world, even if it’s technically just down the road.
Yet, you’ve convinced yourself that it’s worth it every time, and you’ve probably driven across multiple freeways just to find a spot to park.
10. You’ve Developed an Allergy to “Out-of-State” Weather
You’ve lived in a state where the weather is as unpredictable as a reality TV show plot twist. After living in California for so long, you’ve developed a special sensitivity to out-of-state weather, whether it’s snowstorms, humidity, or extreme heat waves.
The minute you leave California, you immediately begin to question how anyone survives with anything other than sunshine and moderate temperatures.
If you’ve experienced any of these things, it’s safe to say you’ve lived in California long enough to have absorbed its quirks, culture, and lifestyle. Whether it’s the perpetual traffic, the endless beach days, or the laid-back vibe, you know what it means to be a true Californian.
You may joke about it, but deep down, you wouldn’t trade your Golden State life for anything else — even if that means enduring the occasional “California time” or avocado toast overload.
SOURCES
- (https://www.hotels.com/go/usa/fun-facts-california)
- (https://web.mit.edu/curhan/www/docs/Articles/biases/9_Psychological_Science_340_(Schkade).pdf)
- (https://www.california.com/debunking-common-california-stereotypes/)
